Hospital Searchers

So I don't usually mind when I get people who are searching for someone at an unknown hospital call, but today a got two crazies.

This guy called and said . . .

"My girlfriend's mother just called from a hospital and wanted me to call her back but I deleted the message so I don't know what hospital she called from. Do you know?"
"No"
"Oh. Do you know how to retrieve deleted messages from my cell phone she's going to be mad at me?"
"No. You'll probably need to wait until she calls you back."
"What else can I do, besides that?"


So this lady called . . .

"Is this a hospital?"
"Yes"
"Do you have an emergency room?"
"Um, yes"
"Did it take patients last night?"
"Yes"
"I'm looking for my husband. He went to a hospital sometime last night."
"This is a children's hospital."
"Okay"
"Is you husband under the age of 18?"
"No. Why, is this a children's hospital?"